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Joke of the Day

"How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch."

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree."

"What do you call a rich Chinese? Cha-Ching"

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"

"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"

"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."