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Joke of the Day
"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."
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"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"
"If a mouse family ever stole my iPhone and used it as a flat screen TV then I'm okay with it as long as they're happy."
"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
"I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling."
"Badly built roofs... Are exactly why I have truss issues"
"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."