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Joke of the Day

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."

"there should be a pill that makes you feel the kind of happiness you get when you play with puppies"

"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."

"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"

"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."

"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."

"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"I recently learned how to read the stars and they tell me where I am going. Currently towards 52.1N, 6.4E."