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Joke of the Day
"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"
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"Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned."
"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."
"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"
"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."
"I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all"
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
"When John Wayne died, he had 40 pounds of fecal matter in his intestines. It sounds like a lot of shit, but it's true."
"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""
"What do you say to a kid if they give you a picture? That's pretty shit mate. My 20 year old cousin who has no arms can draw better than you. You have no talent, deal with it."