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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""

"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"

"A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. ""Well!"" she exclaimed. ""And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb."""

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."

"What kind of bikes do girls ride? Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)"

"About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips?"

"Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pterodactyl is extinct."