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Joke of the Day
"I want to sleep my way to the top. Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered."
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"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"
"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"
"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."
"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."
"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"
"I like my women like I like my doughnuts black and glazed."
"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."
"I made this status nice and short so you can just move onto the next one."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !"