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Joke of the Day

"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."

"I was at the track yesterday. I backed a horse at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four."

"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"*handsome, young man walks up* HYM-Ms. Me-Hold it Jr. Yes, I'm sexy. But young guys aren't my thing. HYM-You've toilet paper on your heel."

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."