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Joke of the Day
"For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade"
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"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"
"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."
"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."
"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."
"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""
"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""
"RIP boiling water You will be mist"
"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."
"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."