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Joke of the Day

"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"Whenever I talk to a Mexican I feel like there's some kind of barrier between us It's about 4 ft high, made of wood and there's usually a cash register on top of it."

"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"

"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."

"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"