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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"

"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"

"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"

"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"

"Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison? He was charged with battery."

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."

"They told us to get in formation So, I started investigating."