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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
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"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."
"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"
"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"