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Joke of the Day
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"
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"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"
"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."
"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."
"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one.   EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""