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Joke of the Day

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."

"Lets share blonde jokes Howdo you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool"

"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."

"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"

"What do Germans call a flying jew? Smoke."

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot"", you are wasting everybody's time."

"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"