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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"
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"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."
"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."
"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"
"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."
"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"
"Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick."
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"