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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Where were you born? ME: MERICA Boss: which part? ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA."

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."

"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"""Hey, How was your Blind date?"" ""Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!""......""What's so terrible about that?"".....""He was the original owner!!!"""

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading."