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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"
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"What did Archimedes exclaim when he discovered his penis floated in water? URETHRA!"
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."
"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"
"[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ""Go on without me"""