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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("

"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."

"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."

"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."

"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"