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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."

"British Synonyms As we know, the British say ''Bloody hell'' when something goes wrong. A synonym for ''Bloody Hell'' is ''Period''."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""

"So a baby seal walks into a club ..."

"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."

"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"

"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"

"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."