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Joke of the Day
"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."
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"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."
"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."
"I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!"""
"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."
"""Can I have a pound of onions please."" ""Sorry sir, it's kilos these days."" ""oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."""
"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"
"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."