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Joke of the Day
"Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the stove."
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"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."
"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."
"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."
"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"