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Joke of the Day

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""

"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."

"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."

"I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans"

"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"