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Joke of the Day

"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."

"There's nothing funnier than a grown man aggressively dancing at somebody."

"Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building? It's a long story."

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"How much does the average gay man ejaculate? I don't know but I hear it's an assload."

"What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager"

"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."

"A procrastinator walks into a bar I'll post the rest later.."

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"