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Joke of the Day
"I told my dad I had diarrhea He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans"
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"Just found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him."
"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it."
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."
"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"
"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine... Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came on just as I was filling the can"
"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."
"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"