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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!"
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"As a kid, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice It cost my parents a fortune in saffron..."
"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"
"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"I don't like wearing sandals, they rub me the wrong way... To be fair, that does explain the blisters."
"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."