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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
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"What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? C4"
"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"
"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."
"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"
"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room."
"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."
"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."