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Joke of the Day

"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"

"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"

"Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? There are never enough camels to go around."

"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !"

"The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away"

"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"

"Bill Clinton said Hillary is clearly the best choice for president... He knows for a fact there is no chance she'll blow it."

"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"