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Joke of the Day
"Saw some snails fighting in my driveway... They were really slugging it out."
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"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"
"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""
"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"
"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""
"Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good? ... 2 bad."
"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("
"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."
"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."