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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"
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"As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel."
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
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