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Joke of the Day
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
Next Joke
"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"
"I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning."
"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."
"Only smart, good-looking people will ""like"" this status."
"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"
"What has 99 legs and one tooth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert."
"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."
"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."