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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."

"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."

"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"

"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."

"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's some really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it."

"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."

"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"