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Joke of the Day

"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."

"I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable."

"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"The awkward moment when you say, ""I love you,"" then the pizza delivery guy says, ""That'll be $12.46, please."""

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."

"This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow."