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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !"
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"2 Irish queers Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"
"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."
"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"
"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."
"6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much"
"My dad told me... My dad told me that if I don't get off reddit now he would slam my face on the keybioshdauiewbnfkbhwFIOEWJHFUI9WREFH p9efyh WHBUHF WFH89WRQ FUIWF QUIUIRP P"