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Joke of the Day

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."

"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ... Buh dum pshh!"

"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him."

"Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs."

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."

"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."