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Joke of the Day

"Damn boy, is your name Dulcolax because you irritate the shit out of me."

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"

"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."

"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"

"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."

"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."

"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""

"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"