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Joke of the Day

"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."

"I only put one eye on my snowman. That way, if it ever comes to life, the lack of depth perception will give me a tactical advantage."

"How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize."

"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"

"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong"

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"

"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."