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Joke of the Day

"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."

"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"

"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."

"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"

"Me: I don't like online shopping. I'm old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it. Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store."

"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"

"What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up."

"When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."

"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."