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Joke of the Day

"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."

"Why did Jeffrey Dahmer fuck his corpses? He already had a skin lamp, but he didn't have a flesh light"

"I love pteradons They're my favorite dinosoars."

"Dirty joke Do you know who the biggest whore in history is? Mrs. Pacman. For a quarter, that bitch would swallow balls 'till she died."

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""