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Joke of the Day
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"
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"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"
"I think if I was a lifeguard I would just talk shit through my megaphone. ""WHAT WERE YOU THINKING... WHO WEARS CARGO SHORTS TO THE POOL."""
"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
"It should be illegal to own a bug-eyed pug and not make it wear sunglasses in public."
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."
"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."
"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."
"Who are the best readers in the world? Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds"
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"