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Joke of the Day
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
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"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"
"I ordered the chick on page 3 in the Victoria's Secret catalog... But all they sent me was her underwear."
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? Untie her"
"It all The title says it all."
"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."
"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""