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Joke of the Day
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
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"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."
"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."
"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"
"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"
"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."