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Joke of the Day
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
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"""Doctor I'm invisible!"" ""I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"""
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."
"An asshole What do you call a person who reads the punchline before the joke?"
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."
"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"
"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"