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Joke of the Day
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
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"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...2, but how'd they get in there."
"Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling."""
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."
"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."