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Joke of the Day

"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"

"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"

"My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids. Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool."

"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."