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Joke of the Day

"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."

"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"A dog says to the other, ""Woof!"" The other replies, ""Moo!"" The first dog is perplexed. He says, ""Moo? Why did you say, Moo?'"" The other dog answers, ""I'm trying to learn a foreign language."""

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."

"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."

"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""

"So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on ""Al Gore rhythms""?"

"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."

"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."