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Joke of the Day
"So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on ""Al Gore rhythms""?"
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"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"
"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"My new favorite joke. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names"