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Joke of the Day
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
Next Joke
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Need to know ASAP."
"What do Jesus and a nerd have in common? Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle."
"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."
"I answer private number calls with: ""Rent a Gent hello"""
"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"