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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13."
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"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."
"I woke up next to a girl this morning... She must have been absolutely wasted, she didn't know who I was, Although that may have been the Roofies I slipped in her drink."
"Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious"
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? beer"
"WIFE: [holding newborn baby] Ive never been so proud of anything in my life ME:[thinking about that one time I drew a perfect giraffe] same"
"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."
"[takes a nap] ok i like the concept [sleeps for a long time] alright alright im diggin it [dies] oh hell yea baby that's the stuff"
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""