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Joke of the Day

"Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes? He lost his sense of humerus."

"Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server."

"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."

"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."

"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"

"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."