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Joke of the Day

"are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange shit idk"

"Sorry I always spell your name Brain, guys named Brain."

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight."

"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"

"Me: Most of all, remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve it. Neighbor: If you don't stay out of my heating duct I'm calling the cops."

"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."

"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"