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Joke of the Day
"Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you."
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"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."
"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"
"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."
"The Lakers"
"What's a Latin professor's favorite song? Hit the quam"
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."
"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 14 years"