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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."

"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"

"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"Im in a band called ""Missing Cat"" You've probably seen our posters..."

"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"

"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""

"I was once put in the 'friend zone,"" but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'"

"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."