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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."
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"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."
"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"I would like to apologize to those offended by the false pregnancy gags. I too participated in this prank. I would like to apologize to all the men out there unable to carry a baby."
"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."