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Joke of the Day

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."

"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."

"Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put a little kiss after each answer."

"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."

"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."

"How do crabs travel cheaply? Pubic transportation"

"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"

"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"

"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."