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Joke of the Day

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."

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"dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting. text me if you do"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."
"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"
"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"