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Joke of the Day
"Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena"
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"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"
"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."
"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."
"It takes balls to be a man."
"What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips."
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"